Funny Birthday Wishes For Myself It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self! I am very thankful and grateful to the Almighty for granting me another year. I pray for an abundance of grace and favor in my world.
Funny Birthday Wishes For Myself
Special thanks to the Lord and all those who have been instrumental in my life. I pray for many more heavenly years. Happy birthday to me!
I will be forever thankful to the Lord for giving me another special day on this earth. On this day, I pray for a peaceful birthday and supernatural guidance in the year ahead.
Lord, thank you for giving and blessing me with this unique day. I will forever praise you. I pray you continue to give me many more years.
Year after year, my sex drive is increasing rather than declining! Does God want me to relive my younger days? Seems so! Happy Birthday to dear me! Year for making lots of babies!
Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the crème of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, and I sure am!
I know you’re jealous. I want to thank my mom and dad for making this miracle possible. It’s MY BIRTHDAY!
It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self!
I can sense from afar that today is the world’s most humble guy’s birthday. Wishing myself great years ahead.
It’s always a sheer honor to look into the mirror every morning and meet someone as amazing as me! So happy birthday to that amazing person!
Happy Birthday to me! Today is all about myself, so I will enjoy all the attention and love people shower on the birthday girl!
Wishing myself a super-duper birthday! I hope my friends remember my birthday and not my age.
At this age, I don’t need to worry much about temptation because it is no longer interested in me.
Blowing out the candles on my birthday cake was indeed one heck of a good exercise for my lungs.
Today, I understand why the word “birthday” ends with the letter Y!
I’m starting my birthday celebrations a day early. Because, you know, one day a year isn’t enough to celebrate someone as awesome as me.
Short Funny Birthday Wishes Myself
Birthday celebrations for yours truly commence in 24 hours. You have been warned.
My birthday is tomorrow, y’all! Clear your calendar and come party with me!
Well, no matter how old I become, I don’t think that a walking stick is meant for me. Happy super birthday to me.
I am getting older I am no longer a kid, but I am happy because it will earn me more respect.
I will celebrate my birthday today silently so that many people will not know that I have added another year. Happy birthday to me.
They say the good die young. If that is true, then I must be a distressing a**. Happy birthday to me!
Today is my birthday, and I’m another year closer to my death yet my family and friends are happy for me. What a terribly strange world we live in.
Slowly and steadily, I am making myself permanently dependable on my dear friends and family people! But who can deny the love and support of such people in our lives! Let us enjoy this year like this too! Thank God for another birthday!
There can only be one version of me! Hopelessly single, and aging but obviously like a fine wine! I hope to see some action this year! Happy Birthday to me!
No one has shown me more love, and mercies than You have done, Oh Lord; and on my birthday today, thank you for all that You have done for me and the wonders that You are yet to do in this world for me.
My life is so blessed with some of the most amazing people. Thank you all for being a part of my journey.
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Crazy funny birthday wishes myself
With my birthdays coming thick and fast, I have realized I fall in love with myself with each passing birthday. I say numbers do matter.
Another year of wrinkles and gray hairs, but at least I’m still alive! Happy birthday to myself.
It’s my birthday, and I’m officially one year closer to being a crazy cat lady. Cheers to me!
I am blessed with one more year to act stupid and make wrong decisions so that I can regret later. Happy birthday to awesome me!
Happy birthday to a very talented, amazing and beautiful person! Yes, that is me and it is my birthday today. Let me eat a lot today so that I can regret tomorrow about that.
It is my birthday, and I am going to celebrate it eating, drinking, making bad decisions, giving stupid advices to self and laughing at my past. Happy birthday to me!
This birthday, I am not alone. I have alcohol and pizza celebrating my birthday with me. We three make a great company and we party hard. Happy birthday to me!
Today is my birthday, and I have been in my teens for the last 40 years. I am just enjoying my teen years and partying hard. Happy birthday to me!
Birthdays are the universe’s way to tell me to eat more cake and get drunk. Before I pass out, let me wish myself. Happy birthday to me!
Another year of wisdom, wrinkles, and questionable fashion choices. Happy birthday to me!
It’s my birthday, and I’ll eat cake for breakfast if I want to!
Birthdays are like farts – the more you have, the more people avoid you. Happy birthday to myself!
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Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. I choose to stay young at heart. Happy birthday to me!
On this very day, one of the greatest humans in the world was born. Oh, and so did I! Happy Birthday to me!
Today, I’m in the limelight of the party because it’s my birthday. Congratulations to me! May this day come again and again in my life! Hope to have a wonderful day and a great year!
When you get so old that you can no longer remember how old you are… well, it’s probably for the best.
HBD to me! It’s my b-day today. I thought you all should know if you see me weeping quietly in a corner. Just wanted to wish me a wonderful birthday today.
All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. As I go out of my comfort zone, let me continue progressing. Amen. Happy birthday to me.
“Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”
A year older, a year wiser. Happy birthday to this beautiful soul. May the Lord always provide all I need in life. This is my prayer today.
Thank you, Lord, for having given me friends and dear ones. I thank You, God, for giving me good health and the bounteous blessings You continue to shower on me. Happy birthday to me.
“You are a shining example for all of us. We all tend to follow your example as we try to be better persons. Happy birthday to the one who goes before us and blazes the trail for success.”
“Who needs friends when someone has a loving, caring, and protective brother like you. Not only you are my best friend, but also a role model for me. Happy Birthday, brother!”
I celebrate my special day, still full of wonder! I wonder where my car keys are. I wonder where I parked, I wonder why my hip does that thing when I walk…
Today, I have decided that getting older is great! Well, not for me! For someone else!
Best Wishes on my Birthday!
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Cheers to me on my Birthday! Now that it is here, I am grateful to be a year older! More things ache, but I am too old to think about all of them and to care!
Since it is my Birthday, I have looked in the mirror, and found that it is not so bad! I can still pretend to be ten years younger than I am! Happy Birthday to me!
The arrival of my special day has reminded me that there are so many things that a person my age should know! I do not know any of them, but I am sure there are many! Happy Birthday to me!
As the years have gone by, I have seen many things! Thankfully, this year marks my getting closer to being too old to remember any of them! Happy Birthday to me!
I also sent myself a nice birthday card that was supposed to arrive today, but unfortunately, it came back Return to Sender.
It’s my birthday today! And let me just say, if you’re going to guess my age, you better aim low! I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
I am special today because I am getting an additional year in this world. I beseech advancement in my career and finances. Wishing myself the happiest of birthdays. Self Birthday Wishes
To quote the fabulous Dr. Seuss: “I am what I am. That’s a great thing to be. If I say to myself, “Happy Birthday to me!” it means a great deal to me!
Happy Birthday to someone awesome, talented, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my birthday!
On my birthday, I am going to be my own best friend: eat too much cake, give bad advice, and party until dawn!
On my birthday, one is the loneliest number! That is why there is cake and ice cream and alcohol…
Cheers to myself for surviving another year! May I have many more wonderful, crazy years ahead of me! Happy Birthday, Me!
I have seen the light on the cake, wishes on my social account, but I want more monetary wishes in my bank account. Happy birthday to myself.
I would have been the richest person in my village today if only I could convert these wishes to money.
Cool friends send wishes but real friends send cash. Which one are you.
I have enjoyed enough of smiles today, can you guys just ask for my account number?
When I remember today is my birthday, I wish I have a machine that would convert wishes to cool cash.